As blank as the bare ceiling

I get a kick out of the weird names of the built-in java classes. Why is it called a "tokenizer"?

I am having difficulty with all these seemingly easy college essays. What ethical dillemas have I faced?

1. Avoiding cheating whereas I formerly intentionally use the most sophisticated cheating methods (not after entering BCA, of course!) and watching others cheat (but it's not like I ever ratted anyone out or got blamed for cheating and had to fix that)
2. making people not feel bad about wetting their pants but trying to stop them anyway
3. having stuff stolen in the locker room
4. I steal writing utensils
5. if you stole something of a peer because you lost your own and then he/she was looking for it and you had to guiltily return it to them (never happened to me... at least I've never returned stuff I stole because it belongs to no one obvious)

Hm I could fabricate a story about how I stole someone's socks while in the locker room because they looked cool, put them over my socks and walked away, and then the person sent a mass email about it. Oh they were so sad because uh... those socks cost $89 and were the only thing given to them ever by their cancerous step dad... and then I had to return the socks in shame. I decided to approach the victim in person and not lie. I will directly say I stole the socks because they had platypus embellishments or something... and then after freshman yr I become so ethical that I never steal socks again... or anything actually.

I probably wouldn't admit stealing something since most people upon having something of theirs "found" say, "Thank you so much! Where did you find this possession I lost?" and I would say something like "Oh, I found it in my locker, I don't know who put it there" but then again I don't steal socks because that's kind of disgusting.

I also had my USB key stolen like twice but did not do anything about it because it's useless with those unethical freshmen anyways.